Pizza

Today I dropped a whole, large, saucy, barbecue chicken pizza on my beige carpet.

I had been looking forward to it all day. I just stood there with my hands over my face not even really surprised. Nick jumped up and just started yelling, "YOU RUINED THE CARPET! YOU RUINED THE CARPET! DINNER IS RUINED! DO SOMETHING!"

We got the stain out after using about half a bottle of resolve.